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The best thing I have read in quite some time.

May. 15th, 2008 | 12:43 pm

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:

SAN FRANCISCO - The California Supreme Court has overturned a voter-approved ban on gay marriage, paving the way for the state to become the second in the United States where gay and lesbian residents can marry.

The justices released the 4-3 decision Thursday, saying that domestic partnerships are not a good enough substitute for marriage in an opinion written by Chief Justice Ron George.

Outside the courthouse, gay marriage supporters cried and cheered as news spread of the decision.

Dorian advises caution:

"Yes, but...

While there are some good things here, including a notation that calling them anything other than marriage is unacceptable, which should avoid the cluster-fuck that happened in New Jersey, and the ruling does go into effect immediately, Arnie has been a bit of a flip-flopper on the issue, and there is an upcoming ballot initiative to amend the state constitution to ban gay marriage, civil unions and partner benefits. And the LAST anti-gay marriage measure that was on the state ballot passed by a landslide."
 

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The stupidest thing I have read in quite some time.

May. 14th, 2008 | 12:36 pm

(And that is really saying something.)

Michael Medved, world-class douchebagel:

In today’s ruthlessly competitive international economy, the United States may benefit from a potent but unheralded advantage: the aggressive edge sustained by the inherited power of American DNA.
IT GETS BETTER.

Nevertheless, two respected professors of psychiatry have recently come out with challenging books that contend that those who chose to settle this country in every generation possessed crucial common traits that they passed on to their descendents.
Hey, Medved: Psychiatrists =/= Geneticists.

And yes. He is saying we have a genetic legacy for greatness, which is not at all similar to a belief in Aryan superiority.
In “American Mania,” Peter C. Whybrow of U.C.L.A. argues that even in grim epochs of starvation and persecution, only a small minority ever chooses to abandon its native land and to venture across forbidding oceans to pursue the elusive dream of a better life. The tiny percentage making that choice (perhaps only 2%, even in most periods of mass immigration) represents the very essence of a self-selecting group. Compared to the Irish or Germans or Italians or Chinese or Mexicans who remained behind in the “Old Country,” the newcomers to America would naturally display a propensity for risk-taking, for restlessness, for exuberance and self-confidence –traits readily passed down to subsequent generations.
And in case you forgot this was being posted on Town Hall, let's slide in some conservative values in a discussion of freaking genetics:

The United States also benefited from our tradition of limited government, with only intermittent and ineffective efforts to suppress the competitive, entrepreneurial instincts of the populace. Professor Whybrow says: “Here you have the genes and the completely unrestricted marketplace. That’s what gives us our peculiar edge.” In other words, “anything goes capitalism” reflects and sustains the influence of immigrant genetics.
Later, Medved slips in something about how Obama and Clinton want to enlarge the government. Because if there's any single policy reflective of the past 8 years in D.C., it's been "less government."

OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT.

My favorite, absolute favorite quote:

Aside from the varied immigrants who now make up nearly 15% of the population, the forebears of today’s Americans journeyed to this continent from Asia, Africa, Latin America and every nation of Europe.
Yes: Except for the immigrants, America is made up entirely of immigrants. I wonder which group he might be singling out with his statistic?

Hat tip to Dave for finding this. The poor bastard.

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Iron Man, Speed Racer

May. 9th, 2008 | 08:40 am

(Iron Man review originally posted last week... but I wasn't around to pimp it, so here it is.)

Iron Man:

You might have forgotten this under the onslaught of Serious Business superhero movies like Superman Returns, Batman Begins, the Spider-Man trilogy, Daredevil, et cetera, but superhero stories are supposed to be fun. A good time. Something that makes you say “wow” at least a few times. The term “escapism” has come to have a negative connotation in recent years, but sometimes escapism can be a good thing: if only, for a couple hours, to step into the world of the near-possible. That’s Iron Man, a superhero movie that drops the albatross of intense emotional angst and replaces it with wit and a hero that remains charming even in his flaws. I’d forgotten such things were possible.

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Speed Racer:

I asked myself “are they really doing that?” no less than six times throughout Speed Racer, most of those within the first twenty minutes. (After that I found my groove.) Don’t get me wrong: It was a happy question, asked a little disbelievingly. You may think you’re ready for the sheer kinetic craziness of the movie’s style after seeing the trailer, but brother, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

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Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay

Apr. 25th, 2008 | 11:34 am

The best gauge for a comedy is to see how much fun the cast appears to be having with it. That’s a subjective measure, to be sure, but if you see enough comedies you can get an idea if the people making it are into it. Ask yourself: Does it look like these people start laughing when the camera stops rolling? Are they approaching this material like something to enjoy, or something to get done?

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Aw, why should we care if kids read, anyhow?

Apr. 24th, 2008 | 01:23 pm

Can we start The Murders now?

"President Bush’s proposed budget calling for the elimination of Reading Is Fundamental’s (RIF) Inexpensive Book Distribution program would be devastating to the 4.6 million children and their families who receive free books and reading encouragement from RIF programs at nearly 20,000 locations throughout the U.S.

“Unless Congress reinstates $26 million in funding for this program, RIF will not be able to distribute 16 million books annually to the nation’s youngest and most at-risk children. RIF programs in schools, childcare centers, migrant programs, military bases, and other locations serve children from low-income families, children with disabilities, foster and homeless children, and children without access to libraries. The Inexpensive Book Distribution program is authorized under the Elementary & Secondary Education Act (SEC.5451 Inexpensive Book Distribution Program for Reading Motivation) and is not funded through earmarks. It has been funded by Congress and six Administrations without interruption since 1975. 

“Since its founding in 1966, RIF’s programs have played an important role in improving literacy in this country. The U.S. Department of Education has shown that the number of books in a child’s home is a significant predictor of academic achievement. In addition, RIF programs also support academic achievement by involving hundreds of thousands of volunteers and other caring adults in encouraging children to read for fun. We urge all Americans to contact their Congressional representatives and ask them to reinstate funding for this important program.”
 
And now, some irony. (Thanks to Dorian for finding that one.)

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And it is with great sorrow...

Apr. 21st, 2008 | 02:00 pm

That we mark the passing of comics blog Dave's Long Box.


I understand that a lot of the people who read this LJ don't come from a comics blogging background, so I'll lay it out for you.

Dave was funny. Really funny. No, really, he was fucking funny. He was an endlessly inventive comedic presence in the comics blogosphere, forcing others to step up their game and still others (like myself!) to just get the hell out of the way. And it paid off: the guy once got mentioned in motherfucking Newsweek.

On top of that, he was also a nice guy. Gracious. Never mean. "A class act," I guess you'd say. He mentions Mike Sterling, Neilalien, and Graeme MacMillan as major inspirations... though I would easily say he belongs in that pantheon. They, too, are class acts who define what it is to be a comics blogger and commentator.

Dave's still going to be around, of course. He's doing his paying blogging gig for ABC, pretending he likes Desperate Housewives for phat studio cash, and soon (so he says) he'll be opening up a more general-interest blog that's not so comics-centric.

I look forward to it. Despite what Rorschach above (spoiler alert!) might think, this is not a funeral. This is a victory lap.

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Mmm, art thievery!

Apr. 21st, 2008 | 10:07 am

It never seems to go out of style:

So, here’s a super crappy way to start your day.

Yesterday, my pal Darren Di Lieto, from The Little Chimp Society website, emailed with some upsetting news. Turns out someone scraped the contents of his website and published it into a 350-page book being sold online for $100. You can read more on this post in Darren’s blog.

This book — which reprints without permission several dozen artist interviews which Darren had posted on the LCS blog — transcribes these interviews word-for-word, including the artwork, and was “published” under the title “Colorful Illustrations 93°C”. The book even includes a CD with all the illustrations from the book, all lifted off the site as well.



[...]

The main thing we want to do right now, is flood the web with the truth about this plagiarized book and its publisher, both to avoid any more poor suckers from shelling out $100 to these thieves, and to warn other bookstores against getting involved with these scam artists.


[...]

First, please re-distribute this blog post. Repost the whole thing, or part of it, in your blog, with links and tags included.

 

Next, use whatever social networks and news sharing sites you use every day — Twitter, Flickr, Delicious, Magnolia, Digg, StumbleUpon, Facebook — to spread the word about this overpriced book full of plagiarized and stolen content.



Hop to, kids.

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Yeah, pretty much.

Apr. 16th, 2008 | 11:14 am


What's your theological worldview?
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You scored as Emergent/Postmodern

You are Emergent/Postmodern in your theology. You feel alienated from older forms of church, you don't think they connect to modern culture very well. No one knows the whole truth about God, and we have much to learn from each other, and so learning takes place in dialogue. Evangelism should take place in relationships rather than through crusades and altar-calls. People are interested in spirituality and want to ask questions, so the church should help them to do this.


Emergent/Postmodern

 
79%
Evangelical Holiness/Wesleyan

 
71%
Modern Liberal

 
68%
Classical Liberal

 
64%
Neo orthodox

 
54%
Roman Catholic

 
46%
Charismatic/Pentecostal

 
43%
Reformed Evangelical

 
18%
Fundamentalist

 
0%


One quibble: I'm not that down on the older forms of church; I commissioned a rosary, after all. But I do believe that a failure to grow means death in relevance, if not literal death.

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Radio Free Id: John Carpenter Appreciation Week

Apr. 14th, 2008 | 10:38 am

This past week became the unofficial John Carpenter Appreciation Week at Casa de Lowery. It started with a late-night viewing of They Live, that awesome ode to blue collar revolt against crushing Reaganomics circa 1988. It wasn’t on purpose—I was, in fact, about to go to bed, as it was 11:30 at night and I had work the next morning—but They Live just isn’t the kind of movie you can turn away.

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In Theaters: Street Kings

Apr. 11th, 2008 | 10:17 am

When we first see him, Detective Tom Ludlow (Keanu Reeves) is a lone, drunken wreck. He wakes up, vomits, cleans up, and grabs some liquor on the way to work. ‘Work’ turns out to be a straight drug deal: Ludlow taunts his buyers into assaulting him and stealing his car, then tracks the GPS locator on his car to find their hideout. He takes them out, recovers the drugs and a couple kidnapped schoolgirls, and becomes a hero. His CO Captain Wander (Forest Whitaker, loud and brash) and his fellow detectives congratulate him, pleased as punch. Another headline-grabbing caper for the LAPD. Ludlow’s old partner Washington (Terry Crews), still wearing blue, is less than impressed and smells something dirty on him.

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On DVD: The Host

Apr. 9th, 2008 | 10:17 am

Hey, now this is how you make a big-monster movie: Get that big monster out there early and don’t be afraid to show it. If your material is good and your actors hit the notes, if the scares are solid and you build actual tension, then “the big reveal” doesn’t have to be the climax of your film to which all other content is subservient. (I’m looking at you, Cloverfield.) Get us attached to the people. Make us care about something more than what the monster looks like. Give us some laughs and choke us up. Make us afraid for these people. This is what people are referring to when they call a movie a “ride.”

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Why aren't movie posters this cool anymore?

Apr. 9th, 2008 | 08:06 am

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(Image swiped from Dennis Cozzalio. If I was smart I'd steal his intelligence, too.)

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LOLCarpenter

Apr. 8th, 2008 | 11:44 pm


I love In the Mouth of Madness. I love it. I take note of its every stumble, its every clumsy expositional infodump, its every groaner... and I love it. Love it. Love it. It's shabby as hell, but it has that lovability common to all of Carpenter's best work.

Watching it now for the first time in 7 years or more, I can see how it fed and/or created so many of my current storytelling obsessions: the hold that art has over both audience and artist, the breach of the divide between story and reality, and the postmodern notion that something does not have to be factual to be true. Hell, those notions seem to have a hold over John Carpenter, too; it's something he revisited for his contribution to the Masters of Horror series.

Reality is what you and the people around you make of it. (And fuck if it's not a bad scene when someone seriously bent gets a disproportionate amount of control over "what we make of it.") Five years ago I would've thought a statement like that was Flake Central, or worse, a pretentious broadcast from Philosophy 101 as interpreted by 18 year-olds who listen to Pavement. But I think I get it now.

No, I can't explain it. I don't think it's something to be explained. Sorry.

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Radio Free Id: The Death of the Local Critic

Apr. 7th, 2008 | 09:54 am

In the past few weeks, a couple critics I greatly admire have bitten the critical dust: David Ansen of Newsweek and Nathan Lee of the Village Voice. Lee was a pretty recent addition to the Voice, and his original voice was one I greatly admired. (Never have I felt more “I wish I’d said that!” moments than with some of his best work.) Ansen was a bit more mainstream, a bit more staid, but unerringly sharp and a master wordsmith. Anyone who’s seen This Film Is Not Yet Rated knows that Ansen’s wit and insight isn’t confined to his writing.

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Comics: X-Men: First Class - Mutant Mayhem

Apr. 5th, 2008 | 11:40 am

Here’s how revolutionary X-Men: First Class is: I bought it.

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Me! It's all about me!

Apr. 5th, 2008 | 11:19 am

Everybody's doing it, so here we go...

1. My username is ______ because ______.

"ringwoodcomics" because that was sorta the brand name I attached to myself back when I was making a go of comics blogging. (And publishing, but that's gone now.) "Ringwood" is just the last name of the first fictional character I ever wrote anything about. (He was kind of a wicked Merlin in some kinda Dune-esque space opera. Weird, because I don't even like Dune.) I thought I had totally made it up, but there's some costume designer out there named Bob Ringwood and a whole town in New Jersey. What're ya gonna do.

2. My name is _____ because ______.

Ken Lowery because, uh... that's my name? Full name William Kenneth Lowery III. I got "Ken" because my dad was "Bill."

3. My journal is titled ____ because ____.

"Ringwood Ragefudge," because it's an homage to the original blog title, "Ringwood Ragefuck." (Catchy, no?) The LJ was meant to be used just for stream-of-consciousness and blurb-blogging, and though I still get cranky I've mellowed out some, hence "Ragefudge."

4. My friends page is called ____ because ____.

"People I Allow Near Me" because that's what I called my links page way back when I built my very first website. (Long gone now.) I dunno, I guess I thought it was funny.

5. My default userpic is ____ because ____.

Murdoc from the Gorillaz... because why not? He doesn't actually look a damn thing like me, but I like the attitude (or perhaps lack thereof) in the picture. The default icon used to be the OG Crypt Keeper, because EC Comics are what kept me in the fold awhile longer after I gave up superheroes. After that (and before Murdoc) it was the picture of Marcel Duchamp with his stately pipe and a star cut into the back of his head. Dignified but a little punk rock: Is there anything better to aspire to?

6. My LJ name (you know how you can change that sort of sub-name thing?) is:

I don't know what this is referring to, but it occcurs to me that LJ is a little title-happy.     

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In Theaters: Shine a Light

Apr. 4th, 2008 | 01:23 pm

 Early in Shine a Light, Martin Scorsese’s concert film of the Rolling Stones performing over two nights at the Beacon Theatre in New York City, a special guest asks to visit with the Stones before the audience files in. That special guest is former president Bill Clinton, Hillary, and Hillary’s mother. The lot of them gather on stage for photo ops—Scorsese watches with a bemused expression from his control room—and mug for pictures. Here is a concentration of Baby Boomer power unlike anything you’ll see anywhere else: Clinton, the Stones, Scorsese. What’s even more fun is the subtle power dynamic at play. It’s Clinton asking for the photo op, and the Stones gamely playing along. Scorsese watches at a distance, but even he’s subject to the whims of the band’s schedule… and after all, without them, he has no film. It’s the Stones’ show.

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Also: V:tM nerd.

Mar. 30th, 2008 | 08:42 am



I am a d10


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Comics: Strangeways: Murder Moon

Mar. 29th, 2008 | 11:24 am

You don’t see a lot of Westerns in comics anymore, and you see even fewer werewolf stories. Westerns in comics (save Jonah Hex) have largely been relegated to the artier publishing houses, just as it seems the only Westerns that show up on the silver screen anymore are arthouse productions. Werewolves get even less play, I guess because they’re not sexy like vampires and unlike zombies they’re not a threat to civilization on a macro scale.

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In Theaters: Doomsday

Mar. 28th, 2008 | 10:20 am

The key to enjoying Doomsday is to understand that it’s a mash-up. There’s some Michael Bay in there, some Fast and the Furious, even some Lord of the Rings. (Really.) But the influence that animates all these component parts is a deep and abiding homage to John Carpenter’s Escape from New York. It’s most noticeable, not in the plot itself (Carpenterian though it is), but in its execution. The plotting is pure freewheeling punk rock, the kind of thing you see from Carpenter when he trusts his vision to make The Crazy work. That’s Doomsday: A hilarious, brutal, crazy movie. It’s brilliantly stupid, or maybe stupidly brilliant. It’s Grindhouse without all the winking and nudging. It’s also a blast, and touches on a certain kind of greatness.

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